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cold cooling at a ball looking for some action but like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction the girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me my threads are fresh and I'm looking def yo, wassup with the l-o-c the girls are all jocking at the other end of the bar having drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm the star so I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" he said "funky cold medina"
-- from Ton Loc, 10/16/2009

CONGRATULATIONS Wish i could have been there my thoughts were all for you wish you all the best miss you so much romain
-- from romain sellier, 10/8/2009

So sorry we couldn't be with you today, we wish you so much luck and health and happiness. All the warmest and best to the three of you, fondest regards, Cecily, le Sueur and Rex.
-- from cecily and le sueur, 10/7/2009

dear d/w - can't imagine either of you without the other. with becca, you've got a wonderful, ready-made family. all our love and lots of luck.
-- from ian, lora, zeke and sian, 10/6/2009

I'm glad to see that you are still young, in love, and doing the hunka-chunka, makeout mambo, panting polka. I am honored to have shared in your youth, love, and, uh, . . . some sounds I heard. I am overjoyed that hunka chunka-ing can still lead to a blessed union. Best of everything, Keith
-- from Keith J., 10/6/2009

I am soooo deeply grateful to Heaven that, after all these years living in sin, you finally officially arrange a proper decent marriage in front of God and our caring community... With sadness I announce you I will not be able to join you in such a crucial day, but with joy I will pray for you and will accompany you with my prayers and thoughts. Dear Warren, live that day as the first you would be taken a bride to your new home. Dear Deborah, God bless you and purity fill you and make you a virgin again. Both of you arrive at that bedroom -where, from now on, blessed by God, you will be sharing the most precious and deep moments in life for a couple- not wanting to satisfy your needs, but caring about the other. Slowly, Warren, slowly... she´s a virgin again, I told you! Slowly, you reach her with the delicacy you reach a flower and tenderly give her the essence of your love. And you, Deborah, open your -no, I didn´t mean that, you, faggot, I was about to say "your heart"!!!-. So you, Deborah, open generously your heart and prepare yourself to receive all the capacity to love God gave Warren -no, darling, no, I didn´t say anything about "swallow"-. Neither did I about "technique", Warren. Oh, you, keep that tongue into your mouth again! "Position"? Did I say anything about "position"? Lay inmediately on her, eyes closed, brief moment of intimacy between housband and wife! You, Deborah, respect yourself and don´t let him... but... oh, you, pervert children, you... Ohhh... I see... you are well wisely experienced, you dirty couple! You don´t need our caring community advices, do you? You already know... I see... What the hell! No vows need to confirm this union of yours will last long, long, long... So, though it will be a marvellous day -which, also, will help us to accept you as a real family, as it will close our eyes to the fact that you have already spent a time living together and even doing... that thing- and I will be sorry not to be there with you, we don´t need to hear you will stay together in richness and poverty, illness and health, bla, bla, bla... till death do us part. We know that already!!! All my love be with you then and always. I think of you. Be the world in peace, the sun shine, be the park alive with the sound of music, and be you happy for ever, Julie, the Captain, and that child that is worth seven children. The baroness will send you all her love. CONGRATULATIONS. Love, Iker
-- from iker, 10/5/2009

Dear Deborah and Warren, I've taken the liberty of writing some alternative wedding vows: Are you ready to be husband and wife? Stay together for the rest of your Life? Will you always end each fight With a loving kiss goodnight? Are you ready to be husband and wife? Are you ready to be married for Life? Stay together through both good times and strife? Will the lovin' keep on coming, Like a drummer keeps on drumming? Are you ready to be married for Life? Hey Dude and Dudette: If anybody can make it work, I believe it's you guys! Congratulations! May you be showered with good fortune! Love, Jon Hindude Kolleeny
-- from Jonathan Kolleeny, 10/4/2009

Deb, you go girl! It sounds like you found not only a great man, but a wonderful family. I'm so psyched for you, and honored that I'll be able to be a part of your wedding day. Warren, congratulations. Deb has the biggest heart of any woman I know. She is a real firecracker, and I'm confident you realize how fortunate you are to have her in you life. Karen wished she could be there too and sends her best. Rose ...well she is clueless and currently beating her head on my padded computer chair. Gotta go. Love, Tom, Karen, & Rose
-- from Tom, Karen, & Rose, 10/4/2009

Charming Deb- Both my 2 lovers, Heinrich and Reynaldo, and myself will be there help celebrate your special day. We would prefer to sit at the A-List Gay Table away from pesky children, grumpy octogenarians, and gay men with facial hair. Close enough to the bar but not too terribley close. We all would prefer good lighting and can bring some candles and/or gorgeous fabric to drape on the walls. Heinrich cannot tolerate any greasy food. We also will be a bit late as the Met is having a special performance for patrons and benefactors of the Platinum Level and above. Reynaldo wanted me to tell you that we are most certainly above the Platinum level. We most certainly have not left Manhattan in the last 20 years but do look forward to visiting the outer provinces of New York. All my best to you and William for the future. I have lost track of your gorgeous brother, is he still dating that dreamy Royal Mounted Canadian Policeman? Kisses- Sidney
-- from Sidney, 10/2/2009

Yay Yay Yay. We're so glad that you are gettin' hitched proper. All three of us are psyched for the wedding and reception. I am looking forward to playing in your honor. Love, ted, cassie, and zebby
-- from ted, cassie, zeb stafford, 9/28/2009

Deb and Warren-- We're eager to share this life affirming day with you, now more than ever. Somebody once described marriage as the triumph of hope over experience. How apt. We're hopeful for you and your union, and we can't wait to celebrate. Love, Myrna and Barry
-- from Barry and Myrna Schwartz, 9/28/2009

I am so happy for you. I wish I could be there to share the day with you. You were right to persevere with your plans, despite the wounds inflicted on our country. There is no more fitting time than now to celebrate the beauty of love. Your commitment to each other will strengthen and support you through any crisis. My grandmother described marriage as a state in which "joys are doubled and sorrows shared." May your joys be many and your sorrows few.
-- from Allan, 9/23/2009

Warren & Deborah...It was great talking to you Deborah. I feel I know you a little more. Warren I am sorry I missed you but Deborah filled me in & you sound like your life is full. I am so sorry I will not be able to share your wedding day with you. I sent you something via internet but I did not get a chance to say who it is from so when you get something to rest your 2 lovely heads against, think of me. Love, Judi (the Colorado cousin)
-- from Judi, 9/10/2009

Looking forward to what should be a rockin' and rollickin'event. I'll be there with my drums and bells and bowls and Reiki hands. Warm hugs all around!! Much love,
-- from Marcia Bernstein, 9/8/2009

My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet" It feels good When you know you're sown A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat-uh! U can't touch this I told you homeboy U can't touch this Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know U can't touch this Look in my eyes,man U can't touch this Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics U can't touch this
-- from Richard Berman, 8/28/2009

To my two nearest and dearest friends in the whole wide world of Brooklyn: only for you two did I venture out to Brooklyn for a Christmas gathering, and only for you two will I do it again for your wedding. I only hope the food is better this time. We've been through a lot, us three. Deb, do you remember the time we were white water rafting in the Andes and you fell out of the boat and I jumped in after you and saved your life? Or Warren, how 'bout that time we were tossing back a couple in that bar in Amsterdam and the bar owner knocked you unconscious with a big bottle of Heineken 'cause he mistakenly thought you had fondled his donkey. Those were the good ol' days, eh? And now you're giving it up to settle down in Brooklyn with your 1.3 children and horses in the backyard (Warren, keep your hands to yourself!). Well, I congratulate you for taking the plunge (Deb, don't expect me to jump in after you this time). Deb, I wish I could be at your bridal shower but unfortunately I will be on assignment in Lebanon, bringing New York bagels and lox to the misguided Palestinians and showing them that with delicacies like ours, can we be that bad? I'll try and bring back some pieces of authentic Palestinian Police Headquarter rubble as a wedding gift. If I don't make it out alive, please forget about me and have great wedding! Best of luck to the happy couple! Much love! Antoine P.P.
-- from Antoine, 8/27/2009

Deb and Warren, We are sooooo thrilled about your engagement and can't wait to share the joy of your wedding! Mazel Tov and we will see you soon!!! Love, Paula and Michael P.S. Also looking forward to witnessing your torture at your bridal shower..HAHAHAHA!!!!
-- from Paula and Michael Lefkowitz, 8/15/2009

Hi Deb and Warren! We were thrilled to learn of your engagement. We are checking calendars and will get back to you soon. Hope you are having a great summer and we look forward to seeing you. Love, Cliff & Patty
-- from Cliff & Patty Manko, 8/4/2001

Soitainly!
-- from Guess, 7/25/2001

Deb and Warren, The first part of this greeting is for you, Deb. You've come such a long way, dealt with some very tough stuff over the years. I am SOOOO proud of you on many levels. May you find much joy and happiness with Warren. Warren--as you already know, you have chosen to join you life with a very special person. Cherish and love her through all your years together. May you find much joy and happiness with Deb. Becca, I pray this new family will also bring you much joy and happines as you grow to adulthood. It's often difficult through the teenage years, but remember you have two people on your side who love you very much. May God's peace, joy and sustaining love surround you all as you embark on this new phase of your lives together.
-- from Beverly Duncan, 7/17/2001

To a couple of the best friends in the world--about to become one of the best couples in the world, and to Becca:
I wish you joy and love and blessings of all kinds as you begin the journey of creating a family together.
-- from Jenn, 6/12/2001

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